where am i from again
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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