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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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