I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
i barfeds in our rink
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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