Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
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