Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
Randomize
