then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
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