I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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