I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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