Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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