So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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