i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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