Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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