What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
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