Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Randomize
