I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
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