all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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