Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
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