If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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