if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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