I've blown a few things in my day
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Randomize
