Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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