She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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