i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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