If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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