fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
Randomize
