guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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