everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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