i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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