On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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