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Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
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