Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
