Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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