I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Randomize
