Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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