my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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