How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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