haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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