When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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