just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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