Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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