before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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