i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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