Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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