Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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