Me too!
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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