Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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