I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
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