If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Bring me that man meat
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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