I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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