sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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