Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
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