windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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